KBKabaret Week Six Podcast

KBKabaret Week Six Podcast Show Notes: Passion of Dracula Part One

Studio 271 Production Passion of Dracula Part one on KBKabaret

Part One of a Special Two Part Program of KBKabaret™, a BHH Production LLC
BHH Production LLC and KBKabaret™ present:

PASSION OF DRACULA

Starring:  Judy McMahon, Mark Roth, Bob Finley, Joe Bardales, Amber Gance, Ciano Briga, Mitch Tiffany, Bree Harvey, Samuel Westover, and John Carey
Sound Editor Charles Berman

Passion of Dracula is the first of Bree’s Holiday series for Halloween:  A TWO PART SERIES written by  Philip Hall, Eric Krebs and David Richmond

Public Performance rights granted by Susan Schulman Literary Agency LLC

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KBKabaret Week Nine Podcast

KBKabaret Week Nine Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey

 Granny Ada
Old Fashioned Views by and Old Fashioned Lady
Part 1 Episode:  Granny Ada’s skewed view on Gay Adoption
Part 2 Episode:  Guest commentary on Granny Ada’s skewed views
Written by: Bree Harvey
Starring:   Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Beulah the Tipsy Chef
Her Husband Leon is not helping her sobriety
This Week’s recipe:  Old Fashioned Brandied Pumpkin Pie
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Starring:  Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Musical Guest:  Patricia Silverberg
Interview
Song:  Always There

Clueless Barry
Barry Bumbles through relationships without a clue
Episode:  The Engagement
Starring:  Charles Berman:  as Barry, Pete Bowers:  as Davis

Jewish GPS
A Bubelah GPS who helps out with Dinner for 8
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Starring:  Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Musical Guest  Patricia Silverberg
Song:  You Should Know

Food for Thought
Do you know how much you’re really saving
when paying a small upgrade fee?
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Starring:    John Montgomery, John Carey, Bree Harvey

The Triangle
Sometimes you just have to be patient with love
Written and Narrated by Bree Harvey

The Cousin
A wake-up call on Jealousy
Written by:  Bree Harvey
Starring:       Kate Murray, Charles Berman, Bree Harvey

The “D” Word
A different way of speech for a Funeral Director
Written by:  John Montgomery
Starring:       John Montgomery and Bree Harvey

Musical Guest:  Patricia Silverberg
Song:  Hear My Song
All songs from Album:  Hear My Song © 2012 by Patricia Silverberg
Available on iTunes

Sound Editor for KBKabaret is Charles Berman
Sound Editor Assistant:  Valentine Terrell-Monfeuga
All original songs written by Bree Harvey
Arrangements by Cristine Dinella

©2015KBKabaret ™  is a BHH Production LLC
All Rights Reserved

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KBKabaret Week Eight Podcast

KBKabaret Week Eight Podcast Show Notes

Bree Harvey’s Krazy Kallaboo for your entertainment

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey

911
Episode: Dead Arm Emergency
Written by John Carey
Starring: John Carey, John Montgomery

Granny Ada
Written by Bree Harvey
Episode Body Art
Granny Ada’s take on Body Art
Starring: Judy McMahon, Kate Murray

Beulah The Drunken Chef
Written by Bree Harvey
Episode: Baby Au Rum Recipe
Beulah, her recipes and her ongoing relationship with her husband Leon
(Check recipe on our website)
Starring: Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey

Musical Guest: Carol Mikoda
Driven to the Differences
Written and sung by Carol Mikoda

Perils of Paul
Paul relies on his friend Davis to save him from repercussions from his love, Betty, his wife.
Episode: Lost Shoe
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: John Carey, John Montgomery, Bree Harvey

Short Tall Tale
Can a couple get together and see “Eye to Eye.”
By John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray, John Montgomery

Where Do Babies Come From?
Short Story by Bree Harvey
Memories of the Past
Narrated by Bree Harvey

Musical Guest Carol Mikado
Interview
And her songs:
The Gift
Father I Heard You Crying
Written and sung by Carol Mikoda

Commercial: Slow em Down Faux Air Freshener
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: John Montgomery, John Carey, Charles Berman, Bree Harvey

Outsourced Doctor
By John Montgomery
Hotline Doctor and the
Life Insurance Misunderstanding
Starring: John Montgomery, John Carey, Bree Harvey

The Dysfunctionals
By Bree Harvey
Episode: The Computer
Teaching mother on modern technology
Starring: Kate Murray, Bree Harvey

Musical Guest Carol Mikoda
Did Not Did Too
Written and sung by Carol Mikoda
Charles Berman and Bree Harvey too!

Sound Engineer: Charles Berman
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2015 All rights reserved

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KBKabaret Week Five Podcast

KBKabaret Week Five Podcast Show Notes

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey  Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray
Featured Musical Guest:  Mike Powers

Granny Ada
Written by Bree Harvey
Introduced by Bree Harvey and Pete Bowers
Performed by Kate Murray and Judy McMahon
Episode:  Life is Great
Woman writes to asks how to make ends meet.

Perils of Paul
Written by Bree Harvey
Performed by John Carey, Charles Berman, Bree Harvey
Episode:  The Bush
Paul kills Betty’s bush by rolling his car into it

911
Written by John Carey
Performed by John Carey and Bree Harvey
Episode wife call 911 to report her husband is going to be killed (by her).

Song:  It’s a Love  by Mike Powers

Bridal Store
Episode: The Stripper Bride
Written by Bree Harvey
Performed by Kate Murray and Bree Harvey

Beulah, The Drunken Chef
Episode:  Jerk Chicken
Written by Bree Harvey
Performed by Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

So Be Gone (Fictional Sponsors) Hmmm…
By Bree Harvey
Cleaning product for underwear and biscuits

Weatherman
No body can touch this Stan Hanal….no siree
Written and Performed by John Carey

Oh Too Bad
Nothing goes right for this boss
Written by John Carey
Performed by John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

Short Story:
Near Death at Splash Mountain
By Bree Harvey

 Song & interview:  Just Die with Mike Powers

Psychic
Phone Psychic actually hears voices
Introduced by Kate Murray
Written by Kate and Bill Murray
Performed by Bill Murray and Bree Harvey

Dysfunctionals
Episode:  Movie Night
Written by Bree Harvey
Performed by Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Molly Murray, Charles Berman, and Bree Harvey

911
Episode:  Umbrella Emergency
Written by John Carey
Performed by John Carey and Bree Harvey

Nature Poem
by Bree Harvey

Final Song: You Don’t Think Like You Can by Mike Powers

Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Arraigned by Cristina Dinella

Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.  ©2015

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KBKabaret Week Four Podcast

KBKabaret Week Four Podcast Show Notes

Variety show in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes
Hosts:  Bree Harvey  Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray
*Interview and Songs Recordings at Electric Wilburland Studios, 105 Bank St, Newfield, NY 14867
Recording Engineer Will Russell

Special Musical Guest Burns and Kristy

Granny Ada
Episode:  Loving Mother
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Beulah Dehsams Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire
Episode:  Vanilla Extract and Basic Cake Recipe
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Burns and Kristy Musical Guest
Caravan

GPS
Written and Performed by Kate and Bill Murray

Super Boy
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Bree Harvey and John Montgomery

The Baby Dilemma
Written by: Bree Harvey
Starring: John Carey, Kate Murray, and Bree Harvey

New Sponsor
Devaroh’s Delights
Written and Starring:  Bree Harvey

Retire Please
Written By: Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray,
John Carey
John Montgomery and Bree Harvey

Burns and Kristie
Let’s Run Away
By Ron Kristie and Terry Burns

Sponsor: So Be Gone
Written and Starring:  Bree Harvey

The Birthday Story
Written by and Starring:  Bree Harvey

The Out of Control Customer
Written by Bree Harvey
Performed by Bree Harvey, John Carey, and John Montgomery

The Dysfunctionals:  The Bird Another Story
Written by: Bree Harvey
Starring: Bree Harvey and Charles Berman

Burns and Kristie
So Many Angels
By Terry Burns

Sound Engineer: Charles Berman
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2015 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week Three Podcast

KBKabaret Week Three Podcast Show Notes

A BHH Productions L.L.C.
Variety show in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show  usually contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes
Host:  Bree Harvey  Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman

THIS ENTIRE SHOW IS DEDICATED TO MY INTERVIEW WITH RON KRISTY AND TERRY BURNS :  BURNS AND KRISTY MUSICAL DUO EXTRAORDINAIRE

Interview and Songs Recordings at Electric Wilburland Studios,  105 Bank St, Newfield, NY 14867
Recording Engineer: Will Russell

Let’s Run Away
By Ron Kristy and Terry Burns

Jesus and James Dean
Written  by Terry Burns and Susan Longaker, and Cathy Majesky

Caravan
By Ron Kristy

Runaway Train
By Terry Burns and Kim Richey
Performed by Burns and Kristie and ME !!! Bree Harvey  ;-0

So Many Angels
Written by Terry Burns, Pam Rose, and Cathy Majesky

 

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KBKabaret Week Two Podcast

KBKabaret Week Two Podcast Show Notes

Variety show in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes.
Hosts:  Bree Harvey and Kate Murray
Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray
Special Musical Guest:  Chris Divers

Granny Ada Written by Bree Harvey
A strong opinionated advice columnist you love to hate.
Episode:  Pretty Boy
Son is being bullied in school and Granny Ada gives advice.
Starring Kate Murray and Judy McMahon

Beulah the Drunken Chef
Beulah Deshams is the host’s, Bree Harvey’s, neighbor who gives wonderful recipes (Which can be found on KBKabaret.com website) She always gets drunk and always leaves us on a high note.
Episode: Recipe for Beef Bourgogne
Written by Bree Harvey
While Beulah is cooking she shares her husband may be cheating on her.  Meanwhile she is getting plastered.
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Musical Guest:  C. Divers Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms
Featured song #1:  Little Miss Boca by C. Divers

Weather Report Skit by John Carey and starring John Carey
Crazy weather reporter  Stan Hammer, putting himself out to the elements:  even straps himself on a rocket

Oh Too Bad by John Carey
Nothing is going right for the boss Mr. Cypher.  Everyone dies, blows up, gets destroyed…Even his coffee goes bad…ahh too bad
Starring John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

Featured song #2: Back Road by C. Divers
Music selection Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms

Paternity Pete Written by John Montgomery
The daddy guy takes care of the ones who expectantly get into the family way (pregnant or knocked up).
This Episode: Paternity Pete finds a daddy for a woman through a game show.
Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

Narcoleptic Anchor brought to you by Siesta Vista
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Molly Murray, Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Charles Berman, John Montgomery, and John Carey

The Dysfunctionals by Bree Harvey
This is about a dysfunctional family Ruth, Stanley, Ruth, Howard, Elizabeth.
Episode:  The Dinner
Ruth and Stanley are 3 hours late for dinner at their daughter Ruth’s house.  Howard Ruth’s  husband and Elizabeth their daughter, try to calm Ruth down when her father attacks her, her food, and gay people.
Starring:  Kate Murray, Bill, Murray, Molly Murray, and Bree Harvey

911:  Appointment for Murder
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey and Bree Harvey

Short Story This Week:  The Wedding By Bree Harvey
Margaret is getting married after only knowing the groom for 3 months.
Things get weird when her father gets plastered and her best friend asks her to marry him.
Read by Bree Harvey

Music Selection Featured song #3 Meanders:  by C. Divers
Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms

The Scandeler by Bill and Kate Murray
Skit about skanky politician who never tells the truth.
Interview with  Skanky Mayor
Did you sleep with everyone in this press conference?
Starring Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Pete Bowers, and Bree Harvey

Confessional By Bill and Kate Murray
This skit is about a man in a small time town who has slept with 347 women in the year and goes to confession. But what is he really confessing?
Starring:  Bill Murray and Charles Berman

Quiet Football Written by Bree Harvey, John Carey, John Montgomery
Starring:  Kate Murray, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

All songs outside of the featured guest are written by Bree Harvey
Musical Arrangements by Cristina Dinella
Website ©KBKabaret.com
All works Copy written ©2015  and Property of BHH Productions L.L.C.

KBKabaret Week One Podcast

KBKabaret Week One Podcast Show Notes

Variety show in Parlor City, Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes
Hosts:  Bree Harvey and Kate Murray Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray
Show 1

Granny Ada
By Bree Harvey
Episode:  Family Planning
Granny Ada gives advice on family planning
Starring Kate Murray and Judy McMahon

Monte and Carey
These two shysters are one line comic comedians.  (At least they think they are.)
Performed by John Montgomery and John Carey

Beulah the Drunken Chef
By Bree Harvey
Episode:  Beulah’s  Tennessee Bourbon Pecan Pie
Beulah is a lovely alcoholic who not only is a great cook…she has a louse for a
husband!
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Music Selection:  Flickers of Light
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

Poem Selection:  Faces
by:  John Samuel Heasley
Performed by Charles Berman

GPS  Skit
An Irish voiced GPS with an attititude!
Written and Performed by Bill and Kate Murray

Sponsor:  Gladys Arbuckle of Arbuckle’s Homemade Ice Cream featuring:
Bubbles Belugas
Written and performed by Bree Harvey

Short Story Segment
Episode:  Twist of Fate
This story is about my mother, the stories she read, and the irony of reality
Written and Performed by Bree Harvey

Monte and Carey
One liners….Again!
Performed by John Montgomery and John Carey

The Dysfunctionals
This is about a dysfunctional family Ruth, Stanley, Ruth, Howard, Elizabeth.
Episode:  The Dinner
Ruth and Stanley are 3 hours late for dinner at their daughter Ruth’s house.  Howard Ruth’s  husband and Elizabeth their daughter, try to calm Ruth down when her father attacks her, her food, and gay people.
Starring:  Kate Murray, Bill, Murray, Molly Murray, and Bree Harvey

Music Selection:  You’re The One
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

The Grocery Lady Skit
Episode:  The Grocery Check out Lady who comments on EVERYTHING you buy and Holds up the Line!
by Bree Harvey
performed by Kate Murray, Bill Murray, and Bree Harvey

Clueless Barry
Barry tries hard to understand the opposite sex.  He tries but sadly doesn’t have
the skill sets to get women.
Written by Bree Harvey
Performed by Pete Bowers and Charles Berman and Kate Murray

Gladys Arbuckle’s interview for Bubbles Belugas
Written and performed by Bree Harvey

Monte and Carey
More   ONE-LINERS   OMG!!!
Performed by John Montgomery and John Carey

The Psychic Drive-Thru
This Episode:  The employee is psychic and gets in trouble by his boss
because he tells the customers what they really want.
Written and Performed by Pete Bowers and Charles Berman

Music Selection:  You Dreamed for Me
Written and Performed by Bree Harvey

All songs outside of the featured guest are written by Bree Harvey
Musical Arrangements by Cristina Dinella
Website Designer:  SolticesunDesign for  KBKabaret.com
©2015 All works Copy written  and Property of BHH Productions L.L.C.

KBKabaret ©2015 – 2018
A BHH Productions L.L.C.

Beulah’s Twelve-Step Turkey Recipe

1.    Brine
2.    Butter
3.    Bouquet
4.    Bind
5.    Bake
6.    Breast
7.    Baste
8.    Turn
9.    160 Breast
10.   165 Legs
11.    Take turkey out and tent it with foil
12.    Rest

1. To Brine Take a Extra large pot that can fit your Fresh Turkey  (No Frozen Turkey when Brining). A Cooler will do nicely as well.

  • Place Turkey inside container with lid.
  • Fill with water 3/4 of the way
  • Add 1/2 cup salt
  • 2 cups sunflower oil
  • Three onions halfed or quarted
  • 10 garlic cloves
  • 1/4 cup Italian spices
  • Fill more water until turkey almost covered with water
  • Stir
  • Add one container Ice Cubes

If  cold outside under 38 degrees:  place outside (in the shade) elevated and covered.
If Bears live in neighborhood…I would suggest keeping the pot inside the house, in a cool place.

If not cold outside…over 38 degrees: Less water more ice cubes until Turkey is covered with liquid. Place in a cool place.

Turkey must soak in Brine for a minimum of 12 hours…(I prefer 24).
Turkey will be much more tender and juicy.

Pat bird down well with towel, make sure inside water has dripped out.

2. Butter the turkey up. Make him nice and greasy.

3.  Place bouquet of fresh rosemary (or basil) Thyme, Sage, Parsley and tie with a stem of Parsley.  Insert 2 lemons and one onion halved.

4. Bind its little legs with butchers twine.

5. Fill bottom of roasting pan with 2 cups of water.
Pan must be deep and have a rack that separates bird from liquid.

6. Bake bird breast up at 425 degrees, you’ll be surprised how quickly it will be done.  An 18 lb bird can be done in about 2 and a half hours.

7. Baste:  Keep turkey Moist every 20 minutes.  You can take the drippings down in the pan and add more melted butter.

8.  2/3 of baking time, turn Mr. Bird.  To make sure bottom is baked, too.

9.  Place thermometer into breast should by 160

10. Thermometer in leg should be 165

11. Take the Turkey out and tent it with aluminum foil

12 . Rest  Tom for at least 1/2 an hour before carving.

Beulah’s Pumpkin Pie with Brandy

Top Shelf!

Pie Crust
1 1/2 cups sifted all-purpose flour
3/4-teaspoon salt
1/2 cup solid vegetable shortening, chilled
3 to 6 tablespoon iced water

  1. Mix Flour and salt together. Add vegetable shortening into the flour either with hand or electric paddle until looks like coarse meal.
  2. Slowly add ice water to mixture, in a fast grabbing movement with your fingers.  Blending and squeezing together until it forms a nice ball.  If couse add a little more drops of water.  If too sticky, sprinkle a little more flour until smooth.  Place in refrigerator until ready to roll out.
  3. Hint:   The crust should be cold to be flakey

Pumpkin Pie Filling
1 cup canned pumpkin
1 cup heavy cream
3 large eggs
1 cup light brown sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
1/4 cup brandy (SO GOOD!   This will bake down…so don’t worry about the alcohol)
Whipped Cream

Preparing the Pie

  1. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F
  2. Roll out crust for a 9 inch pie pan.
  3. Trim edges
  4. Place aluminum foil on top of crust and weigh down with any kind of dry beans
  5. Place in the bottom rack of oven and bake for around 15 minutes
  6. When partially baked, set aside, removing beans and foil, allowing crust to cool before adding filling.
  7. Place the pumpkin mixture into a large mixing bowl.
  8. Mix in the eggs and heavy cream.
  9. Toss in brown sugar and spices into the pumpkin mixture.  Then add brandy and mix through.
  10. Carefully pour filling into the cooled partially baked crust.
  11. Pie should be placed on the lower half of the oven and bake 10 minutes.
  12. Reduce the heat to 350 degrees F
  13. Bake pie fro another 50 to 60 minutes or until knife inserted in the middle comes out clean.
  14. Add a generous dollop of whipped cream on top of pie for a delicious touch.

MMMM MMMM!   Good hot or cold.