KBKabaret Week Sixty Three Podcast

KBKabaret Week Sixty Three Podcast Show Notes
Show Notes 63
56:02

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special Guest Actors: Pete Bowers, Bill and Molly Murray, and Amber Gance
Special Musical Guest:  Craig Charles

Granny Ada:  Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode:  Fifty Shades of Grey
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Bree Harvey and Kate Murray

Beulah Dehsams Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire
Episode:  Thanksgiving
Featured Recipe:
Brandy Pumpkin Pie
(Exclusively on KBKabaret’s App.)
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Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Sunday Dinner Text
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, Bill Murray, John Montgomery,
Mollie Murray, Amber Gance

Musical Guest: Craig Charles  
More Like Christmas Eve

Restroom Office
By John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

Craig Charles
“You’re Still Here”

Narcoleptic Anchor
Written By Bree Harvey
Starring:  Bill Murray, Molly Murray, Kate Murray, John Montgomery,
Bree Harvey and Charles Berman

Head Games
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, John Carey, John Montgomery and Bree Harvey

Craig Charles
“Die Simple”

Quiet Football
Written by Bree Harvey, John Carey, and John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

Lil Old Lady Out and About
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, John Montgomery, John Carey and Bree Harvey

Craig Charles
“Place in the Sun”


Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer:  Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2016 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week Sixty Two Podcast

KBKabaret Week Sixty Two Show Notes
Thanksgiving Special
56:51

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special Guest Actors: Pete Bowers, John and Elliott Harvey
Special Musical Guest:  Producer Bree Harvey

Granny Ada:  Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode:  Neglected Mama
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Beulah Dehsams Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire
Episode:  Nantes, France
Three Featured Recipes:
Vegan Delights
Sprouted Quinoa, Papaya and Lentil Salad with Watermelon and Coconut Dressing
Bulgur Wheat Vegetable Salad
Vegan Cinnamon Banana Bread
(Exclusively on KBKabaret’s App.)
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Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Midge the Poodle
Special Guest: Tom Turkey
Written and Starring Midge and Tom Turkey

Bree Harvey’s Song:  You Dreamed For Me
Written and Sung by:  Bree Harvey

Post Election ER
Written by John Montgomery
Starring Judy McMahon, Kate Murray,
John Carey, John Montgomery and Bree Harvey

Game Show ‘He Said She Said’ ©
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, Judy McMahon, Kate Murray
Bree Harvey, John Harvey and Elliott Harvey

Bree Harvey’s Song:  Passing of Our Fears
Written and Sung By:  Bree Harvey

Turkey Talk
written by: John Montgomery and John Carey
Starring:  Kate Montgomery, Bree Harvey
John Carey and John Montgomery

Thanksgiving with the Dysfunctionals
Episode:  Thanksgiving in New Jersey
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Kate Murray, Bree Harvey
John Carey and John Montgomery

Why Didn’t You Say
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

The Bird
Short Story Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Bree Harvey and Charles Berman

911  Call
Written by: John Carey
Starring:  John Carey and John Montgomery

You’re The One
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey


Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer:  Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2016 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week Fifty Two Podcast

KBKabaret Week Fifty Two Podcast Show Notes
55:22

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special Musical Guests: Burns and Kristy

Granny Ada:  Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode:  Wedding Gift Desire
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Beulah Dehsams Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire
Episode:  Beulah’s Wedding Survival
Featured Recipe:  Beulah’s Italian Wedding Menu

  • Scallops Risotto
  • Stuffed Sea Bass With Spinach, Asagio And Herbs With A Cognac Sauce
  • Apricots and Mushrooms sautéed in an Apricot Schnapps sauce
  • Champagne Vegetable Strudel.
  • Tiramisu Wedding Cake

(Exclusively on KBKabaret’s App.)
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Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey, and Kate Murray

Midge the Poodle and The World As I See It
Episode:  Parties
Starring and Written by: Midge

Burns and Kristy
Interview with Terry Burns and Ron Kristy
“Caravan,” written by Ron Kristy

Phantom Video
Written by John Montgomery
Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery, Kate Murray, and Bree Harvey

The Dysfunctionals
Episode:  The Art Class
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, John Montgomery, and John Carey

Burns and Kristy
“Jesus and James Dean,” written by Terry Burns, Cathy Majesky and Susan Longacre

The Refrigerator Repair Man
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Kate Murray and John Carey

Burns and Kristy
“Let’s Run Away,” Written by Terry Burns and Ron Kristy

The Chuck Barrister Show
Written by John Carey
Starring:  John Carey and John Montgomery

Burns and Kristy
“So Many Angels” written by Terry Burns


Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer:  Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Arraigned by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2016 All rights reserved.
To Listen To Our Other Shows or Find Beulah’s Recipes, Download our KBKabaret App today on our website: https://kbkabaret.com
Or
Just go to Google Play, iTunes or Amazon App for KBKabaret.

KBKabaret Week Fifty One Podcast

KBKabaret Week Fifty One Podcast Show Notes 55:01

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.  Special Guest Artist Bonnie DeForest
Special Musical Guests: Driftwood
Featuring Claire Byrne
With Dan Forsyth, Joe Kollar, Joey Arcuri

Granny Ada:  Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode:  Nose-Plugged
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and John Carey

Beulah Dehsams Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire
Episode:  Beulah In Italy
Featured Recipe:  Vermouth Pesto Dip (exclusively on KBKabaret’s App.)
Go to our website:
https://kbkabaret.com and download the App today!
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey, and Kate Murray

Nursing Home Thug
Episode 5
Written by John Carey
Starring:  Judy McMahon, Kate Murray, Bonnie DeForest, Bree Harvey

Will Nadine find Maude nestled in her room watching TV pretending she knows nothing about what happened to Jimmy the Custodian
Or
Will Nadine be so proud of her accomplishment that she can’t help but brag about it?

Musical Guest:  Driftwood
“Outer Space”

Clueless Barry
Episode:  Solicitation
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: Charles Berman and John Carey

Monty and Carey
One-Liners
Written by John Carey
Starring John Montgomery and John Carey

Driftwood
“Company Store”

The Out-Doers
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Kate Murray, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

Driftwood
“Before I Rust”

The Dysfunctionals
Episode:  Bra Shopping
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Bree Harvey, John Montgomery, Kate Murray, Val Monfeuga, and Molly Murray

Monty and Carey
One-liner
Starring John Montgomery and John Carey

Driftwood
“The Sun’s Going Down”


Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer:  Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Arraigned by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2016 All rights reserved.
To Listen To Our Other Shows or Find Beulah’s Recipes, Download our KBKabaret App today on our website: https://kbkabaret.com
Or
Just go to Google Play, iTunes or Amazon App for KBKabaret.

KBKabaret Week Two Podcast

KBKabaret Week Two Podcast Show Notes

Variety show in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Show contains mostly original skits, observations, music, poetry, and even recipes.
Hosts:  Bree Harvey and Kate Murray
Sound Engineer:  Charles Berman
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Pete Bowers, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Molly Murray
Special Musical Guest:  Chris Divers

Granny Ada Written by Bree Harvey
A strong opinionated advice columnist you love to hate.
Episode:  Pretty Boy
Son is being bullied in school and Granny Ada gives advice.
Starring Kate Murray and Judy McMahon

Beulah the Drunken Chef
Beulah Deshams is the host’s, Bree Harvey’s, neighbor who gives wonderful recipes (Which can be found on KBKabaret.com website) She always gets drunk and always leaves us on a high note.
Episode: Recipe for Beef Bourgogne
Written by Bree Harvey
While Beulah is cooking she shares her husband may be cheating on her.  Meanwhile she is getting plastered.
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Musical Guest:  C. Divers Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms
Featured song #1:  Little Miss Boca by C. Divers

Weather Report Skit by John Carey and starring John Carey
Crazy weather reporter  Stan Hammer, putting himself out to the elements:  even straps himself on a rocket

Oh Too Bad by John Carey
Nothing is going right for the boss Mr. Cypher.  Everyone dies, blows up, gets destroyed…Even his coffee goes bad…ahh too bad
Starring John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

Featured song #2: Back Road by C. Divers
Music selection Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms

Paternity Pete Written by John Montgomery
The daddy guy takes care of the ones who expectantly get into the family way (pregnant or knocked up).
This Episode: Paternity Pete finds a daddy for a woman through a game show.
Starring:  John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

Narcoleptic Anchor brought to you by Siesta Vista
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring:  Molly Murray, Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Charles Berman, John Montgomery, and John Carey

The Dysfunctionals by Bree Harvey
This is about a dysfunctional family Ruth, Stanley, Ruth, Howard, Elizabeth.
Episode:  The Dinner
Ruth and Stanley are 3 hours late for dinner at their daughter Ruth’s house.  Howard Ruth’s  husband and Elizabeth their daughter, try to calm Ruth down when her father attacks her, her food, and gay people.
Starring:  Kate Murray, Bill, Murray, Molly Murray, and Bree Harvey

911:  Appointment for Murder
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey and Bree Harvey

Short Story This Week:  The Wedding By Bree Harvey
Margaret is getting married after only knowing the groom for 3 months.
Things get weird when her father gets plastered and her best friend asks her to marry him.
Read by Bree Harvey

Music Selection Featured song #3 Meanders:  by C. Divers
Ambient Music is created electronically and has smooth tones and rhythms

The Scandeler by Bill and Kate Murray
Skit about skanky politician who never tells the truth.
Interview with  Skanky Mayor
Did you sleep with everyone in this press conference?
Starring Kate Murray, Bill Murray, Pete Bowers, and Bree Harvey

Confessional By Bill and Kate Murray
This skit is about a man in a small time town who has slept with 347 women in the year and goes to confession. But what is he really confessing?
Starring:  Bill Murray and Charles Berman

Quiet Football Written by Bree Harvey, John Carey, John Montgomery
Starring:  Kate Murray, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey


All songs outside of the featured guest are written by Bree Harvey
Musical Arrangements by Cristina Dinella
Website ©KBKabaret.com
All works Copy written ©2015  and Property of BHH Productions L.L.C.

KBKabaret Week Eighty Five Podcast

KBKabaret Week Eighty Five Podcast Show Notes
Comedy Variety Show
57:45

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York:  Leatherstocking Region
Comedy and Music Variety Show contains original comedy skits, music, short stories, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer:  Bree Harvey
Actors:  Bree Harvey, Judy McMahon, Bonnie DeForest, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special  Guests:  Kate Murray and Evah Doheney
Special Musical Guests:  Peaches and Crime
Singers and Players of Peaches and Crime:

Angela Schwartz as:  Angie
Daniel Swartz as Danny Black  Angie Diamond
Julia Adams as Abigail Pins
A J Rembert as Fats Rembert
Cat McDonald as Young Catherine
Mike Sciafani as Mickey The Fist
Tony Georges as Mugsy The Greek
Greg Baker as Gregor Gregorovich Lunin
Charles Berman as The Professor

Granny Ada
Mom Mom Not Mom
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Parlor City’s Chef Extraordinaire:  Beulah Dehsams
Cooking Show Segment
Turmeric For Cough and Cold
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey and John Montgomery
Featured Recipes: Turmeric Recipe for Cough and Cold
This and all of Beulah’s Amazing Recipes can be found on our KBKabaret app.
Just go to:  https://kbkabaret.com

Jewish GPS
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Kate Murray

Musical Guest  Peaches and Crime with Angie and Daniel Swartz
“Is’s A Good Thing”

Dilly Dally Sally
Written by John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray and John Montgomery

Monty and Carey
Episode:  Spring Break
Written by John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray, Bree Harvey, John Carey and John Montgomery

Peaches and Crime
“You Can’t Keep Good Woman Down”

The Dysfunctionals
Written by Bree Harvey
Episode:  The Computer
Starring Bree Harvey and Kate Murray

Aunt Ethel’s Trip
Written By Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray and John Carey

Peaches and Crime
“Death Row Swing”

ACME Slangstralater
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Special Guest Evah Doheny andJohn Harvey
Also appearing:  Bree Harvey

Cheap Tire Repair
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey,  John Montgomery, and Kate Murray

Subs R Us
Written by John Montgomery
Starring Bree Harvey, John Montgomery, John Carey, and Kate Murray

Musical Guest Peaches Guest
“Alibi Dancer”


Sound Engineer and Announcer:  Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer:  Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2017 All rights reserved

The Ultimate Veggie Burger

Make homemade veggie burgers in a snap with precooked lentils. We like the black beluga variety from Archer Farms, with no added salt. Brown lentils can be substituted but tend to be more moisture-dense and may require additional breadcrumbs to help bind the burgers.

Ingredients:

  • 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil, divided
  • 3/4 cup chopped onion
  • 2 garlic cloves, chopped
  • 5 regular or whole-wheat hamburger buns, toasted and divided
  • 6 ounces presliced cremini mushrooms
  • 1 (8-ounce) pouch precooked black beluga lentils (such as Archer Farms)
  • 4 teaspoons Dijon mustard, divided
  • 2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme
  • 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 large egg, lightly beaten
  • 1 ounce goat cheese, crumbled
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons canola mayonnaise
  • 1/2 cup baby arugula

Directions:

1. Preheat broiler.
2. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add 1 teaspoon oil to pan; swirl to coat. Add onion and garlic; sauté 3 minutes or until onion is tender. Remove from heat.
3. Place 1 bun in a food processor; process until coarse crumbs form. Remove breadcrumbs from food processor; set aside.
4. Combine mushrooms, lentils, 2 teaspoons mustard, and the next 3 ingredients (through salt) in food processor; pulse to combine.
5. Combine onion mixture, breadcrumbs, mushroom mixture, and egg in a large bowl, stirring well. Divide mixture into 4 equal portions, gently shaping each into a 1/2-inch-thick patty. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add the remaining 2 teaspoons oil to pan; swirl to coat. Add patties; cook for 4 minutes on each side or until browned. Remove patties from pan; arrange in a single layer on a baking sheet. Sprinkle patties evenly with cheese. Place under broiler for 2 minutes or until cheese is softened.
6. Combine canola mayonnaise and remaining 2 teaspoons mustard in a small bowl. Spread the top half of each of the remaining 4 buns with 2 teaspoons mayonnaise mixture. Top each bottom half of bun with 1 patty. Divide arugula evenly among burgers; top with top half of bun, mayonnaise-coated side down.

Lobster Mac with Cheddar & Gruyère

Serves 4

Ingredients:

  • 1 lb bag of large pasta (I used ziti)
  • 3 tablespoons butter
  • 2 shallots, finely chopped
  • 3 tablespoons all purpose flour
  • 2 cups milk
  • ½ cup heavy cream
  • 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
  • 8 oz white cheddar, grated
  • 4 oz Gruyère, grated
  • 2 cups sharp cheddar, grated
  • salt & pepper, to taste
  • the meat of 2 cooked lobsters, coarsely chopped
  • 1 tablespoon chives, chopped

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
2. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil.
3. Add pasta and cook according to package directions. Drain in colander and return to stockpot.
4. Melt butter over medium heat in large saucepan.
5. Once melted, add shallots and sauté until soft.
6. Add flour and stir for 1 minute until combined.
7. Whisk in milk.
8. Bring to a slight boil, whisking constantly.
9. Add cream, Dijon, both cheeses, salt, and pepper.
10. Remove pan from heat.
11. Stir together until all cheese is melted.
12. Mix in pasta and lobster.
13. Pour into a large baking dish.
14. Bake until golden. This will take about 20–25 minutes.
15. Serve with chives on top.

Tip:

How to cook a lobster: It’s so much easier than you think. If you can boil water then you can cook a lobster. Start with a live lobster. Fill a large pot with water, salt, a sliced lemon, and some fresh dill. Once the water is boiling, drop the lobster in head first. Cover the pot and boil for about 15 minutes (for an average-sized 1¼ lb lobster). It will be bright red and the tail will be curled. Take it out of the water. Do not rinse, but simply let it cool down to room temperature.

Chicken Liver Pâté

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 pound chicken livers, well-trimmed
  • 1/2 small onion, thinly sliced
  • 1 small garlic clove, smashed and peeled
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1/4 teaspoon thyme leaves
  • Kosher salt
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 1 1/2 sticks unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 2 teaspoons Cognac or Scotch whisky
  • Freshly ground pepper
  • Toasted baguette slices, for serving

Directions:

1. In a medium saucepan, combine the chicken livers, onion, garlic, bay leaf, thyme and 1/2 teaspoon of salt. Add the water and bring to a simmer. Cover, reduce the heat to low and cook, stirring occasionally, until the livers are barely pink inside, about 3 minutes. Remove from the heat and let stand, covered, for 5 minutes.
2. Discard the bay leaf. Using a slotted spoon, transfer the livers, onion and garlic to a food processor; process until coarsely pureed. With the machine on, add the butter, 2 tablespoons at a time, until incorporated. Add the Cognac, season with salt and pepper and process until completely smooth. Scrape the pâté into 2 or 3 large ramekins. Press a piece of plastic wrap directly onto the surface of the pâté and refrigerate until firm. Serve chilled.
3. The pâté can be covered with a thin layer of melted butter, then wrapped in plastic and refrigerated for up to 1 week or frozen for up to 2 months.

Peaches and Cream Mousse

Ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup frozen unsweetened peaches, thawed
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons unflavored gelatin
  • 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons apricot nectar
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons sugar
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons peach schnapps
  • 1/8 teaspoon almond extract
  • 3/4 cup frozen reduced-calorie whipped topping, thawed
  • Fresh mint leaves (optional)

Directions:

1. Place peaches in container of an electric blender; cover and process until smooth, stopping once to scrape down sides.

2. Sprinkle gelatin over apricot nectar in a small saucepan; let stand 1 minute. Stir in pureed peaches and sugar. Cook over medium heat, stirring until gelatin dissolves. Remove from heat; stir in schnapps and almond extract. Chill 1 hour or until consistency of unbeaten egg white.

3. Gently fold in whipped topping. Spoon mixture evenly into 2 (8-ounce) parfait glasses. Cover and chill until set. Garnish with mint leaves, if desired.