KBKabaret Post One Hundred Seventeen Podcast

KBKabaret Post One Hundred Seventeen Podcast Show Notes
56:38

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey
Actors: Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special Guest Voices: David Adams and Joe Bardales

Special Musical Guest: Show Producer Bree Harvey

1. Mugsy
Written by John Carey
Episode Christmas Shopping
Starring John Carey, John Montgomery and Joe Bardales

2. Christmas Lullaby (Duet)
Song/Lyric/Sung by Bree Harvey

3. Li’l Ol’ Lady
Episode: Christmas Dinner
Written By Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon, Kate Murray, John Montgomery, and John Carey

4. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“Magic of Christmas”
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

5. 911 Christmas Squirrel
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey and Kate Murray

6. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
Santa Rap/Dear Santa (Rap)
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey and Dave Rice
Available through CD BABY, iTunes, Amazon

7. Dysfuctionals Christmas Letter from Ruth
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, Bree Harvey and John Carey

8. Magic of Christmas
Music

9. 911 AWOL Santa
Written by John Carey
Starring Bree Harvey and John Carey

10. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“Finding Hope Again”
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

11. My Mother’s Christmas Memory
Written and Narrated by Bree Harvey

12. The Alternative Santa
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: Kate Murray, John Carey, Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga, John Montgomery, Bree Harvey

13. Merry Elves of You Know Who
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Charles Berman

14. This Is Our Time
Music/Lyrics/Sung by Bree Harvey


Sound Engineer and Announcer: Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer: Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2017 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Sixteen Podcast

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Sixteen Podcast Show Notes
53:39

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey
Actors: Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Guest Voice: Valentine Monfeuga
Guest Writer: Eddie Kirchner
Special Musical Guest: Show Producer Bree Harvey

1. Granny Ada: Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode: Soulless in Seattle
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

2. The Alternative Santa
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: Kate Murray, John Carey, Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga, John Montgomery, Bree Harvey

3. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“Christmas Lullaby”
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

4. My Mother’s Christmas Memory
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

5. Merry Elves of You Know Who
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Charles Berman

6. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“Santa Rap (Dear Santa)
for sale on CD Baby
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey and Dave Rice

7. Jeff from the Puppy Mill
Written by and Starring Bree Harvey

8. 911 AWOL Santa
Written by John Carey
Starring Bree Harvey and John Carey

9. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“Magic of Christmas”

10. Crackers
Written by guest writer: Eddie Kirchner
Performed by John Carey, John Montgomery, Kate Murray

11. The Baby Photographer
Revised by Bree Harvey
Starring John Montgomery, Bree Harvey and Kate Murray

12. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“This is Our Time”
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey


Sound Engineer and Announcer: Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer: Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2017 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Fifteen Podcast

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Fifteen Podcast Show Notes
53:42

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey
Actors: Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special Musical Guest: Show Producer Bree Harvey

1. Granny Ada: Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode: Rollercoaster Existence
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Bree Harvey and Kate Murray

2. It Was All An Act
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, Bree Harvey, John Carey, and Charles Bergman

3. They Didn’t Tell You?
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, John Montgomery, John Carey, and Bree Harvey

4. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“You’re the One”
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

5. Li’l Ol’ Lady
Episode: Christmas Dinner
Written By Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon, Kate Murray, John Montgomery, and John Carey

6. 911 Christmas Squirrel
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey and Kate Murray

7. Lost Book
Written by John Montgomery
Starring: John Montgomery, John Carey, Bree Harvey, and Kate Murray

8. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“Christmas Lullaby”
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

9. Dysfunctionals Annual Holiday Letter
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Bree Harvey, Kate Murray and John Carey

10. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“Magic of Christmas”
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey

11. Solitaire Support Group
Written by John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray, Judy McMahon,
John Montgomery, John Carey, and Bree Harvey

12. Johnny
Episode Christmas Shopping
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey and John Montgomery

13. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
“Finding Hope Again”
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey


Sound Engineer and Announcer: Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer: Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2017 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Fourteen Podcast

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Fourteen Podcast Show Notes
56:54

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey
Actors: Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special Guest Voices: Bonnie DeForest, David Adams and Joe Bardales

Special Musical Guest: Show Producer Bree Harvey

Granny Ada: Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode: Turbo Blaster
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Bree Harvey and Kate Murray

Mugsy
Episode: Christmas Shopping
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey, John Montgomery, Joe Bardales

The Party
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, John Carey, John Montgomery, and Bree Harvey

4. Musical Guest Bree Harvey
Santa Rap/Dear Santa (Rap)
Written and Sung by Bree Harvey and Dave Rice
Available through CD BABY, iTunes, Amazon

5. The Mattress Salesman
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: John Montgomery, Kate Murray, and John Carey

6. Happy Times Baby
Song/Lyrics/Sung by Bree Harvey

7. Marian Librarian
Written by John Montgomery
Starring Kate Murray, John Carey and Bree Harvey

8. Christmas Lullaby (Duet)
Song/Lyric/Sung by Bree Harvey

9. How Can I Help You, Radio Call-In Show
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey and John Montgomery

10. The Dead Poet Tree
Written by John Carey
Starring: Joe Bardales, David Adams , John Montgomery, Judy McMahon,
and Kate Murray

11. Lil ol Lady Out With Nephew and Wife
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon, Kate Murray, John Montgomery and John Carey

12. This Is Our Time
Music/Lyrics/Sung by Bree Harvey

Sound Engineer and Announcer: Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer: Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2017 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Eight Podcast

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Eight Podcast Show Notes
53:21

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey
Actors: Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Charles Berman, Bonnie DeForest, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special Guest Actor: Joe Bardales
Special Musical Guest: Brad Merrell

Granny Ada: Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode: College
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

Mr. Krank
Written by John Montgomery
Starring John Montgomery, Judy McMahon,
Bonnie DeForest, John Carey, and Bree Harvey

Senior Solution
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and John Carey

Musical Guest: Brad Merrell
“Every Day

Baby on the Plane
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahan, Kate Murray,
John Montgomery, and John Carey

Message Tone
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Bree Harvey
Charles Berman, John Carey, John Montgomery

The Librarian
Written By Bree Harvey
Starring Kate Murray, John Carey,
John Montgomery, Bree Harvey

Monty and Carey
One-Liners
Starring: John Carey and John Montgomery

Musical Guest: Brad Merrell
“Illusions”

The Dysfunctionals
Cousin Margaret the Houseguest
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon,
John Montgomery, and John Carey

Midge the Poodle “The World as I See It.”
Poolitical Commentary

Musical Guest: Brad Merrell
“Song for Liz”

Monty and Carey
One-Liners
Starring John Carey and John Montgomery

Mugsy
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey, John Montgomery
and Special Guest: Joe Bardales

Musical Guest: Brad Merrell
“Remember Me”


Sound Engineer and Announcer: Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer: Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2017 All rights reserved

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Seven Podcast

KBKabaret Week One Hundred Seven Podcast Show Notes
55:22

A Kallaballo of Variety in Parlor City
Upstate New York: Leatherstocking Region
Show contains original skits, observations, music, and even recipes
Producer, Host, and Head Writer: Bree Harvey
Actors: Bree Harvey, Kate Murray, Judy McMahon, Bonnie DeForest, Charles Berman, John Carey, and John Montgomery.
Special Musical Guest: Laila Belle
With Amy Puryear

Granny Ada: Parlor City’s Favorite Advice Columnist
Episode: Money Pit
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring Judy McMahon and Bree Harvey

You’re Fired
Written by John Carey
Starring John Carey, Judy McMahon, John Montgomery, Bree Harvey and Bonnie DeForest

Bree Harvey’s: Pages of Memory
Selection: “The Boat”

Laila Belle
“Stirring Honey In”
Featuring Amy Puryear

Dysfunctionals
Episode: Going Out To Lunch
Written by Bree Harvey
Starring: John Montgomery and Bree Harvey

Laila Belle
“Blue Twilight”

Huge Mart
Written by John Montgomery
Starring: Kate Murray, John Montgomery,
John Carey, and Bree Harvey

Laila Belle
“Cochise County”

Hungarian Chinese School
Written by John Montgomery
Starring Bree Harvey, John Montgomery,
Kate Murray, and John Carey

Laila Belle
“Songbird”


Sound Engineer and Announcer: Charles Berman
Assistant Sound Engineer: Valentine- Terrell- Monfeuga
Original Music Written By Bree Harvey
Music Arranged by Cristina Dinella and Dave Rice of Basement Studios
Produced by BHH Productions L. L. C.
©2017 All rights reserved.

The Ultimate Veggie Burger

Make homemade veggie burgers in a snap with precooked lentils. We like the black beluga variety from Archer Farms, with no added salt. Brown lentils can be substituted but tend to be more moisture-dense and may require additional breadcrumbs to help bind the burgers.

Ingredients:

  • 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil, divided
  • 3/4 cup chopped onion
  • 2 garlic cloves, chopped
  • 5 regular or whole-wheat hamburger buns, toasted and divided
  • 6 ounces presliced cremini mushrooms
  • 1 (8-ounce) pouch precooked black beluga lentils (such as Archer Farms)
  • 4 teaspoons Dijon mustard, divided
  • 2 teaspoons chopped fresh thyme
  • 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 large egg, lightly beaten
  • 1 ounce goat cheese, crumbled
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons canola mayonnaise
  • 1/2 cup baby arugula

Directions:

1. Preheat broiler.
2. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add 1 teaspoon oil to pan; swirl to coat. Add onion and garlic; sauté 3 minutes or until onion is tender. Remove from heat.
3. Place 1 bun in a food processor; process until coarse crumbs form. Remove breadcrumbs from food processor; set aside.
4. Combine mushrooms, lentils, 2 teaspoons mustard, and the next 3 ingredients (through salt) in food processor; pulse to combine.
5. Combine onion mixture, breadcrumbs, mushroom mixture, and egg in a large bowl, stirring well. Divide mixture into 4 equal portions, gently shaping each into a 1/2-inch-thick patty. Heat a large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add the remaining 2 teaspoons oil to pan; swirl to coat. Add patties; cook for 4 minutes on each side or until browned. Remove patties from pan; arrange in a single layer on a baking sheet. Sprinkle patties evenly with cheese. Place under broiler for 2 minutes or until cheese is softened.
6. Combine canola mayonnaise and remaining 2 teaspoons mustard in a small bowl. Spread the top half of each of the remaining 4 buns with 2 teaspoons mayonnaise mixture. Top each bottom half of bun with 1 patty. Divide arugula evenly among burgers; top with top half of bun, mayonnaise-coated side down.

Lobster Mac with Cheddar & Gruyère

Serves 4

Ingredients:

  • 1 lb bag of large pasta (I used ziti)
  • 3 tablespoons butter
  • 2 shallots, finely chopped
  • 3 tablespoons all purpose flour
  • 2 cups milk
  • ½ cup heavy cream
  • 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard
  • 8 oz white cheddar, grated
  • 4 oz Gruyère, grated
  • 2 cups sharp cheddar, grated
  • salt & pepper, to taste
  • the meat of 2 cooked lobsters, coarsely chopped
  • 1 tablespoon chives, chopped

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
2. Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil.
3. Add pasta and cook according to package directions. Drain in colander and return to stockpot.
4. Melt butter over medium heat in large saucepan.
5. Once melted, add shallots and sauté until soft.
6. Add flour and stir for 1 minute until combined.
7. Whisk in milk.
8. Bring to a slight boil, whisking constantly.
9. Add cream, Dijon, both cheeses, salt, and pepper.
10. Remove pan from heat.
11. Stir together until all cheese is melted.
12. Mix in pasta and lobster.
13. Pour into a large baking dish.
14. Bake until golden. This will take about 20–25 minutes.
15. Serve with chives on top.

Tip:

How to cook a lobster: It’s so much easier than you think. If you can boil water then you can cook a lobster. Start with a live lobster. Fill a large pot with water, salt, a sliced lemon, and some fresh dill. Once the water is boiling, drop the lobster in head first. Cover the pot and boil for about 15 minutes (for an average-sized 1¼ lb lobster). It will be bright red and the tail will be curled. Take it out of the water. Do not rinse, but simply let it cool down to room temperature.

Chicken Liver Pâté

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 pound chicken livers, well-trimmed
  • 1/2 small onion, thinly sliced
  • 1 small garlic clove, smashed and peeled
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1/4 teaspoon thyme leaves
  • Kosher salt
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 1 1/2 sticks unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 2 teaspoons Cognac or Scotch whisky
  • Freshly ground pepper
  • Toasted baguette slices, for serving

Directions:

1. In a medium saucepan, combine the chicken livers, onion, garlic, bay leaf, thyme and 1/2 teaspoon of salt. Add the water and bring to a simmer. Cover, reduce the heat to low and cook, stirring occasionally, until the livers are barely pink inside, about 3 minutes. Remove from the heat and let stand, covered, for 5 minutes.
2. Discard the bay leaf. Using a slotted spoon, transfer the livers, onion and garlic to a food processor; process until coarsely pureed. With the machine on, add the butter, 2 tablespoons at a time, until incorporated. Add the Cognac, season with salt and pepper and process until completely smooth. Scrape the pâté into 2 or 3 large ramekins. Press a piece of plastic wrap directly onto the surface of the pâté and refrigerate until firm. Serve chilled.
3. The pâté can be covered with a thin layer of melted butter, then wrapped in plastic and refrigerated for up to 1 week or frozen for up to 2 months.

Peaches and Cream Mousse

Ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup frozen unsweetened peaches, thawed
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons unflavored gelatin
  • 1/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons apricot nectar
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons sugar
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons peach schnapps
  • 1/8 teaspoon almond extract
  • 3/4 cup frozen reduced-calorie whipped topping, thawed
  • Fresh mint leaves (optional)

Directions:

1. Place peaches in container of an electric blender; cover and process until smooth, stopping once to scrape down sides.

2. Sprinkle gelatin over apricot nectar in a small saucepan; let stand 1 minute. Stir in pureed peaches and sugar. Cook over medium heat, stirring until gelatin dissolves. Remove from heat; stir in schnapps and almond extract. Chill 1 hour or until consistency of unbeaten egg white.

3. Gently fold in whipped topping. Spoon mixture evenly into 2 (8-ounce) parfait glasses. Cover and chill until set. Garnish with mint leaves, if desired.